80s Metal Forever: A Short List of Must Haves
W.A.S.P. - "W.A.S.P." (1984)
Essential and definitive LA hard rock / metal. One part shock rock, one part flaming cockpiece, two parts degenerate scumbaggery and you pretty much get the point here. This album is B.A.D. bad to the boner. Infernal hailz.
Ratt- "Invasion of Your Privacy" (1985)
First of all, what a bonerriffic album cover. When you combine hot 80s tail with heavy riffs and enough catchy hooks to fill up a panzer tank with you better count me in. Not a bad track on this. Sunset Sleaze.
L.A. Guns - "LA Guns" (1988)
" A lot of herpes got spread because of us." - Tracii Guns.
Dokken- "Back for the Attack" (1987)
I firmly believe that if you don't like this album you should be deported from this country. You clearly have no business here and don't support our values. Beat it.
Motley Crue- "Shout at the Devil" (1983)
"We were always f**king other chicks at the studio and backstage... We would take Tommy's (Lee) van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just f**ked.
"So our d**ks smelled of eggs... We would tell our girlfriends, 'Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.' The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs.
"We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our d**ks." - Vince Neil